Analsaurus

Fatigue: 5

Type: Active

Base attribute: Brawn

Make a wild shot roll. If the roll is successful, the character poops out a small dinosaur egg which instantly hatches into a small pet dinosaur that will follow the character around and obey basic commands. The dinosaur has Brains 0, Brawn 2, Speed 2, Vitality 5, and a Bite of 1 which does Wounds damage. If the roll results in a critical failure, subtract the level of the special ability from 10. The remaining number is the amount of Wounds the character takes. The character always takes at least one wound from a critical failure on this wild shot roll.

Adamantium Boner

Fatigue: 3

Type: Active

Base attribute: Brawn

The character can temporarily turn their special member into adamantium, or if they're female, they can temporarily grow one and turn it to adamantium. It can then be used to help break down things. It can also be used as a special half-action attack during combat, which can be used in addition to a normal attack if the target is close enough, doing regular Wounds damage, but only if the character has a half-action available.

Fart Talking

Fatigue: 2

Type: Active

Base attribute: Brawn

When used successfully, a character can turn their farts into fluent speech. When used at the beginning of any combat, it will distract all other combatants in the battle enough to where the character automatically gets the first position in initiative.

Furry Feet

Fatigue: 0

Type: Passive

Base attribute: None

The character's feet are especially furry. The higher the level of the ability, the more furry their feet are. When the character's shoes are off this provides a bonus to any interactions with midgets.

Irresistible to Dookies

Fatigue: 0

Type: Passive

Base attribute: None

A character can choose to use this special ability to give them a non-combat bonus when dealing with Dookies. However, when the bonus is in use, if a 10 is rolled on any of the dice during any roll the Dookie is overcome with desire and attempts to rape the character. This is a contest of Brawn. If the character loses the contest they take 6 Fatigue and 3 Wounds, and a load of Dookie love.

Martial Arts

Fatigue: 0

Type: Passive

Base attribute: None

Punching and kicking receive a bonus.

One in a Million

Fatigue: 5

Type: Active

Base attribute: Brains

Successfully using this special ability allows a character to have a success on a 9 or 10 on their next wild shot roll.

Robot Affinity

Fatigue: 0

Type: Passive

Base attribute: None

This special ability serves as a bonus when interacting with robots.