Re: Story Two: "Along the Lines"
The canines had dog like teeth which included canines that were pointed like Bucho's penis, but also flaccid like Bucho's penis. They also possessed a Bucho-esque smile, that was Bucho-ish...in a not unlike Bucho way. Bucho was mucho grande in the pants with a tendency to spout unconventional Siemens seamen's semen. In the navy there are canines and also seals trained to perform glorious worldly destruction, with mounted lasers and Rob's zombies' false canines as necklaces. They attack with jellylike precision, and feed shark feeding-frenzies poop in baskets. Oh, glorious poop! How I'd love to share thee with the world. But(t), you're mine! Like this stale, washed up actor who's name will go down in a grand flush.
Meanwhile, in Rome, two hairy hairless curiously paradoxical midgets that resembled testicules (although I am